July 2011
When I wink at someone
fuck-yeah-best-posts:
mylifeasariana:
Expectations:
Reality:
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Twinkle, twinkle little whore, close your legs,...
I. Am. So. Fucking. Proud. Of. Them.
ixo787crew:
787 CREW GOING TO HHI WORLDS FINALS!!!!!!!!♥♥♥♥
You're at home, doing the usual
ohtheembarrassment:
On Tumlbr like:
Then your mom tells you to get get ready to leave, you’re all:
You announce to Tumblr you’re leaving:
They’re all:
You come back expecting:
Reality:
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA MY FREAKING LIFE
"Don't date the most beautiful girl in the world,...
-Wiz Khalifa
When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you...
fuckyeahsa5m:
reckless2o4o:
You can’t wait for them to get home
and you wait nd wait like
then they get home and you’re like
& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for
& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like
”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”
&...
Dear boys, Your dick is not Pinocchio’s nose. It...